Apr 12, 2007

It's A Boy

KJ had a son (another, lucky dog). He was born early am on the 12th of April, 2007. You know he is going to be a great one, being as his date of birth includes the 07. Kade Owen is his name, 8lbs 10 oz, 21 in long, and has dark hair. And from what I hear he is beautiful, must take after his cousin Kipedalin'. Congrats KJ, tell the wife we love her and are proud of her. As for the rest of you, enough sitting on your butts reading this, get out on the bike. That includes you Mr. always writing a paper, tree devouring, Armstrong wanna be. Are you sure your going to be able to handle the new batch of emotionally unstable adolescents your getting ready to take on. You will probably need some therapy of your own, that's what the bike is for. I hear there putting on a Saving the World Seminar at Century II. Don't forget all us reliable nut cases during your new venture.
Bikemonkey...I don't know Buttmonkey looks to be more appropriate. Where do you store your bananas???
And you the Zen Buddhist; the sun will rise again tomorrow quit gawking at it as if it's oh so therapeutic. Next thing you'll be admiring the way the grass flows in the gentle winds of the ancestors. There is a new book out called-- Cyclism Plain & Simple: The Practice of pedaling, right now, every day. The first truth is Duhka, which resembles a out-of-kilter wheel, keep that bike tuned up. To see is to know, to know is one with the truth.

Kipedalin'

3 comments:

Bikemonkey said...

Ok! you guys are losing me with the whole philosophy thing. Too much babble and jaw jacking for me. Sounds like Kipedelin is starting to resemble the guy who stands around at bike races telling everyone the answer to winning the race but is never there at the end of the race because he fell out somewhere along the way. Don't ya know that you can sunburn your tongue if you talk too much boy!!!! Now go get on your trainer with your favorite beer and pedal 10 strokes then write us all back and tell us you just did 57 miles in the freezing rain. At least we will know for sure that this time you at least got on the bike before you told us a woppin story. Tell your Ole lady if she is nice I will send her a framed picture of my backdoor. Hope her saying "Bikemonkey" in her sleep does not keep you up at night.
Hugs and kisses and goodnight.

Anonymous said...

I am not sure I have laughed this hard in my whole life. The whit is just amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The wit is amazing! I bow in the prsence of greatness!!