Shiticockus Mouthus

This was a photo I acquired from an unknown source of D-lish getting a pat on the back after he was forced to retire from a race due to his solo breakaway off the back.

On another note, I believe that education is the cornerstone that allows us to expand our horizons and our opportunities to do great things. Some view it as a way to develop skills in certain areas. Kipedalin seems to think that big words and the occasional correct definition will allow him to woo us with his verbiage skills. I believe that I speak for all of those on this blog by saying "shut that gaping hole beneath your nostrils you maniacal wiener"!!!!! Anyway it is good to see that he has pulled out his dictionary and is stretching not only his groin but his mind as well. To D-Lish, we have heard less and less of your current mileage. I guess the transition from the deer to the live bear, as a training partner, didn't go so well. I will buy you another prosthetic limb if you just get back on the bike. L-Money if I could just get a response from you that would make my day! Just say ugh or hey or use a noun or verb or anything with a letter that I can recognize. We miss you man and hope you are still kicking. In summary I would like to add that I have found my cycling manhood again thanks to you guys. I had one of my best rides in the last century yesterday. I did 62 miles on the open road with mild winds and two 18 deg slope climbs. I am being pushed by you to get back out and do what I have loved for so many years. Thanks for your support but don't mistake my kind words for weakness because I have not felt like this in years and I am going to bring the heat in Tulsa and don't plan on letting up. The Skin Suit almost fits which means that your bike daddy is back! Best of luck on the training and remember to have your pets spayed and neutered! Kipedalin you might make an appt. for yourself as well. You need to be clipped for all of our sakes. This is a clip of Kipedalin and D-lish at a race. Enjoy http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7195110930084047467

Word of the Day

Main entry: Wenogocycle pronunciation key you-guys-reallllly-suck
Part of speech: adjective
Definition: unhurried, behind, unintelligent
1.moving or proceeding with little or less than usual speed or velocity: a pace line including D-lish, bikemonkey, L-$.
2.characterized by lack of speed: a slow pace, see L$.
3.taking or requiring a comparatively long time for completion: a sloth; a Tuesday night ride lead by the trio.
4.sluggish in nature, disposition, or function.
5.not prompt, readily disposed, or in haste (usually fol. by to or an infinitive): to slow to attack; to slow to grab a wheel.
6.burning or heating with little speed or intensity, unlike a champion or kipedalin.
7.slack; not busy: The bikemonkey was slow today.
8.having some quality that retards speed or causes movement, progress, work, etc., to be accomplished at less than the usual or expected rate of speed: a slow, weak rider; a slow cadence.
9.passing heavily or dragging, as time: It's been a D-lish afternoon.
10.not progressive; behind the times: a slow trio of riders.
11.dull, humdrum, uninteresting, or tedious: What a slow ride!
12.in a slow manner; slowly: Ride slow. –verb (used with object)
13.to make slow or slower (often fol. by increase of tempo by kipedalin)
14.to retard; reduce the advancement or progress of: His lack of talent slowed him at the ride –verb (used without object)
synonyms:crawling, creeping, dawdling,Bikemonkey, D-lish, L$
antonyms:Brisk, fast, rapid, Kipedalin'
Only 102 days until hth, GET OUT AND RIDE.
Kipedalin'