The dropped one

It may feel as if you are the only one here. That's due to your own, how do you say, lackluster attempt at cycling over all. Your feeble attempts at cycling remind me of that last turd swirling around the porcelain disposing chamber. You know the one that spins around and around and around until finally the water goes down and it disappears into the dark abyss. You think its gone when suddenly it pops back into view as the water refills. You think to yourself, "damn it, now I have to perform a re-flush." In your case you are the turd on a bike and I'm flushing for one last time. Bye Bye little turd (there goes bikemonkey off the back).
The true story is that the only thing you could keep alive is the gap between you and the leaders. The only reason you have been able to keep active posting on the blog is your daily addiction to saddlesoregaycyclists.com. We all know you get bored during that 5 minutes of refueling your limp worn out repugnant yogurt flinging kangaroo pounder.
As for now take your little juice pills, go out and enjoy the blowing you get from mother nature, enjoy your tea party attempts at group rides. The truth is you suck, you have always sucked, and you will continue to suck no matter how hard you train. I'm happy to be the one to break it to you that you were actually born a girl. Wee-flicky there was an after thought sewn on by some shroomed out surgeon.
Kipedalin'

Dropped Off the Radar

Well all you lazy individuals, I guess it takes too much effort to get on the computer and write a few words to keep this alive. Just as I thought, Cycling is only important when it is convenient to your alternative lifestyles. I will continue to throw darts and give the true story on all events such as Kipedalin's less than stellar showing in Springfield and D-Lish's lackluster attempt at road racing. Am I the only one here fighting the signs of aging by riding my bike like I stole it? I think I am going to smash you both on the HTH to bring back the realization that you need to train in order to ride with the big boys. I am on the juice as of last night and I will tell you how huge and fast I get after the first week. I think it is legal but who the hell cares right, it didn't stop the pro's. I will write more later as you will probably not read this anyway until your wives let you have your genitals back! Later slackers!!!!!!