L-$ riding NOT MIDWEST RIDING

Lets see, if I read correctly you said you got on your bike.... Here's the thing, in what we like to call Armstrong country, we tend to get on the bike and pedal it. Typically you will not notice the wind or hills when just sitting on your bike and not moving. Colorado riding does not apply here, one can't sit on the bike and allow gravity to do all the work. Get back with me once you have tried actually pedaling there"avalanche" (goes only down hill). D-lish's new name.
Bikemonkey: you suck, you turd bucket
L-$: don't be a hater, just because you ride like Pee Wee Herman.
Kipedalin'

Midwest riding... yeah, right!

I'm in Oz seeing the family and got on the bike. I got two comments...

1. You call that wind? You guys blabbing on this blog makes a bigger breeze.
2. You call those hills? I get a better climbing work out walking up the steps to my house.

I think I need to recruit some real Colorado riders to work with my on the HNH if this is the training ground you guys are using.

THE POT SHOULD NOT CALL THE KETTLE BLACK

I remember a time when a young man offered up his underwear to another man and clapped as that man took home the cash for winning the anal expedition, so enough with the Gay Banter you big Fag. I would like to give a brief synopsis of Kiporkin and his gay tendencies.

1. Wears a cutoff shirt to show his tattoo of two boys having relations on his shoulder.

2. Wears lowcut socks because he is very gay.

3. Wears his cycling shorts to work in hopes that he will get looks from the men in the drive thru.

4. Allows young boys to help him in the back with his special sauce recipe.

5. Wears a fanny pack on his rides to hold his Tampons.

And then there were two

What ever lame nut. I got in about 150 miles last week, and you? Attaching that pink and rainbow colored wind sail to your bike and sailing along the asphalt does not count. Are you the main attraction at the GCOFA (gay cyclists of America) convention there in Amarillo this Memorial weekend. I now see why you have been asked to speak. Will you be wearing the skin suit? Don't forget to bring along the power point. No doubt you'll be redefining chamois butter. As for those other two supposed riders... That one guy (his name slips my mind)he fell of the back along time ago, probably becoming a hindrance to the field. One more lap and the judges will be removing him from the field. As for D-lish he's off on a meditating vacation in the spiritual lands of Kansas (the sphincter of the world). The way I see it, he was not able to hang in the mountains, so now he's trying his luck in the flat lands. Have you ever been pedaling up hill so hard that you made yourself fart? Kipedalin'

ALL THE TRASH TALKERS HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING

No more words of wisdom from Kipedalin, and no more bunghole blues being sung by D-Lish. I guess I am the only one checking this Blog anymore since all the rest of you sorry individuals have taped up your wounds and packed it in after only a few months of training. Cycling is a lifestyle my friends and a life long commitment to physical fitness. Take a week off and then let me know if you still have it in you for the rest of the season. Odds are you will all succumb to the everyday couch potato that lives in each of you. I will continue to tear up the road as I always have and wear a groove in the back roads of America with my sustained vigilance to self betterment and the pursuit of the next trophy to add to my case. Best of luck on the AL Bundy stories and I hope your grandchildren find your stories about your younger days more fascinating than I do. I will salute you from the winners circle "Slackers"!!!!! I realize this in not a race but come on guys, get in there and engage men!!!