When all is said and done and Kipedelin has exhausted all of his vaginal jokes, there will only be the reality of pain and suffering by those who think that cycling is something that can be conquered in a few short months. I will walk you through these tough times and give you the advice needed to overcome your weekness. L$ don't worry about the lack of mileage you are putting in. The sag vehicle will pick you up starting at mile 20. D-lish, there will be plenty of trees to hug while you are gasping for air and trying to get your heart rate down at mile 30. Kipedelin, I assure you that there will be refreshments at all the stops so that you can load up although you will have to bring your own tweenkies and ho ho's fat body. I know you all cannot look like this but it may give you motivation in hopes of someday you can achieve a chiseled physique such as this. Tell me how the tips work for you and how you fit it into your dismal training schedules. Enjoy "Slackers".
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Not bad.... I would venture to say that the blinds were closed so as to eliminate the reflection of minnie me standing at attention. A sign of just how much you were enjoying that bike seat. Thanks for clearifying why Discovery Channel has dropped sponsership for next yr. (who would blame them) Oh, by the way riding typically takes place outside. At least now we know why you never get outside to ride. Might try putting some pants on man....
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