Hey you people in the middle of the country... keep your weather out of Colorado. It snowed overnight and this morning - it is currently raining and trying to hail, but I am hoping the radar will help push it out before I ride 54 minutes from now. If not, I am going to spin in circles in the gym - I hope the basketball coach doesn't mind the tire marks. Bikemonkey: Please change your moniker to a more appropriate descriptor. How about Bikebaboon? - they are the ones with the funky butt, right? It looks like you found the 25 pounds I lost - who needs a chamois in your cycling shorts when you got that posterior? When Selle Italia says "gel saddle", they mean the gel is in your saddle - not your butt.
Kipedalin': As a great philosopher once said, you have to be the change you wish to see in the world. In other words, a lot of talk will improve your ability to talk. Confucius say, put some woolly clothes on and ride, you sis.
LaMoney: I saw Nancy Reagan the other day and we discussed how involved you are. Her advice: Just say "no". Don't be afraid -- it is simple and just one syllable (similar to the grunts bikemonkey and kipedalin' use when they are calling each other names).
Congratulations to Kelly and Hayley! Doing their part to keep diaper companies making a profit.
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Guess I am the only one man enough to see what my booty looks like in the saddle. You would all be surprised if you had the chodes to jump on the bike and see. Surpising what a leather supository will do to your posterior. Anyway enough about my butt. How many miles have you slackers put in this week? I did a speed event yesterday on a 22 mile loop near my house. I had 1 hour to be home before dark and I took advantage of the only sun I have seen in weeks. At an average speed of 21.83 mph, I do believe that the form has returned to the ole man. I challange any of you to maintain that kind of speed for even 10 miles. Oh and D-lish, quit looking at the large thigh pistons you refer to as my posterior. Where do you think all that speed comes from pokey?
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