Saddle sore prepping

bikemonkey and d-lish were so worried about the century ride and the effect it would have on their butts, that they decided to shack up together before the ride. Hope you two weren't reviewing the power point together. Or even worse coaching each other with proper riding techniques. Oh well, if you were I hope you used plenty of chamois butter. ONE DAY AND A WAKE UP.... HHH here we come. This is almost like a dream it doesn't seem possible that were actually getting ready to do this.
Kel- Wish you could have made it, maybe next year. Who knows maybe you could even ride.

Kipedalin'

Excuses Excuses guess were camping

Everyone should know that our rooms were suppose to be taken care of many moons ago. But as usual, bikemonkey fell of the back and did not come through. Do not be fooled however, this was part of his game plan all along. Bikemonkey was hopeful that by not providing us a place to stay we would be unable to make the ride, thus allowing him the opportunity to stay home and take care of Tyler while enjoying the newly acquired lap dog. During his calgon, tampax, Oprah filled day, the true alpha male in the family would be out shopping, calling every so often to ensure that laundry and dinner were being taken care of also. Well pal, no such luck. You will be pedaling right along side of us. No matter how many back in the day stories you tell or trophies you adorn your weakling pathetic self will be there sucking wheel. Sure, you can continue to think that making a soft core power point presentation qualifies you to ride the HHH. The reality is, it only allowes us the opportuinity to laugh and make fun of your shiny red hinee. I hope you realize this is a family event this weekend, there are no full moons allowed. Better bring along your sport legs, fast twitch, and any other old fart drugs you can think of.

5 Days and a wake up

Hard to imagine the ride is nearly here. We have been at this so long that some of you have taken on new careers. It does however seem like a drastic measure when one takes a job which require his or her absence from the ride. We wouldn't call you a weakling rider, at least not to your face. Lucky for bikemonkey he can always look in the mirror to see a true weakling.
I found some lyrics D-lish might like " One bourbon, one beer, one ride".
Kipedalin