May 22, 2007
And then there were two
What ever lame nut. I got in about 150 miles last week, and you? Attaching that pink and rainbow colored wind sail to your bike and sailing along the asphalt does not count. Are you the main attraction at the GCOFA (gay cyclists of America) convention there in Amarillo this Memorial weekend. I now see why you have been asked to speak. Will you be wearing the skin suit? Don't forget to bring along the power point. No doubt you'll be redefining chamois butter. As for those other two supposed riders... That one guy (his name slips my mind)he fell of the back along time ago, probably becoming a hindrance to the field. One more lap and the judges will be removing him from the field. As for D-lish he's off on a meditating vacation in the spiritual lands of Kansas (the sphincter of the world). The way I see it, he was not able to hang in the mountains, so now he's trying his luck in the flat lands. Have you ever been pedaling up hill so hard that you made yourself fart? Kipedalin'
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Ahh!!! the casualties of war. The falsly motivated will come and go but the truly vigilante will conquer all. Yes, I have farted on a steep climb, in a race no less. I began to laugh and just kept on grinding. I did notice that the field began to spread out though, probably because of the hill and not the hard boiled eggs I just slammed down. Spare me the flatulance stories and get in some mileage you freakin road slug! Oh and for your information, since you are writing a book on the famous Bikemonkey, I put in 197 last week. I am beginning to feel very comfortable on the longer rides the only problem is that it takes me at least 15 miles to get warmed up. I hate getting old!!!
You know if you spit on it first you can get right done to business.
No kidding, I thought maybe it was just me. My routine..to many aches and pains in the begining, feel good half way, suck at the end due to lack of endurance development. I think I'll try the boiled egg trick.
funny story, Abby was crying the other day due to getting in trouble, she cried so hard it made her fart. She began laughing immediately.....
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