Mar 23, 2007

Mileage update

MON-THUR mileage 140, I did not get the chance to get my long ride in this week due to weather, and a case of wussicitus. Hope to get in 25 tonight. Possibly race Sat.???? I hope to finish the week up Sunday with 40-50.
I feel it my responsibility to maintain the Righteousness and morally correct level of this blog so here goes:
Bikemonkey, so how was the shemale visit you know you ordered while in Reno!?!
D-lish tried to come up with something witty for you, I was unable to due to information overload. I no able to handle all the data entry from the oh so informative Dorka-lish web sites.
And you, calf boy...I got something for you that will really make those babies shine. It's a new product put out by Gerber baby products. It's a topical solution that promotes muscle growth in those suffering from "I still have the muscular developement of a baby". It's called Shutthehellupyouwishstickboy. Seeing ones bone structure does not count as ripped. A picture is worth a thousand words???
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Kipedalin'

1 comment:

D-Lish said...

For someone who gave so much grief to the sport of baseball a few weeks back, it sounds like Tubby fits right in with them. Calling off the game because of weather only happens in baseball - they don't have rain delays in the Tour. Besides the weather is what you're supposed to be overcoming in the HTH. It is an attitude workout - as Yogi Berra once said, Cycling "is 90% mental, the other half is physical."