DALE JR. SUCKS ASS...... BOWYER FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!Get out and ride you lame ducks. I'm at 112 miles so far this week. The only place you will probably find yourselves is at the local fast food joint. How many calories do you guys burn per hr sitting on the couch eating bon bons and wiping potato chip crumbs off your bellies? Do you have to unbutton your pants to get your hand in there to hold your little thingy while you fantasize about being able to ride like me. Poor slobs. By the way the Top 10 fat dishes of the week airs tonight on TLTR (to lazy to ride) it's a don't miss for you fatties....
Kipedalin'
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Please don't violate our blog with pictures of 4-wheeled machines that are the cause of your bon-bon and potato chip Sunday "sports" watching habits.
By the way, in all of your accusations about people being couch potatos. How about we do a quick survey of the number of televisions that are in each of our houses? As a matter of fact, instead of counting calories, lets count square inches of television screens and see if that is a reflection of where our priorities lie. I'm pretty sure if we searched for transcripts from Oprah, that is where we would find most of your words of wisdom being plagiarized from. Right? TV boy.
Nicely put D-lish, could not have said it better myself, he'll fall off this health kick eventually and slip back into his deep fried remote controlled coma. Lets see if he makes it to next years ride!
Is that 112 for the week? If you put in 41 per day for Fri, Sat, and Sun you will come out even with me for the week (Sun to Sun). Good job Grrasshopper and good luck. Did not want you to think you were the only one tearing up the road there slow poke! I will call you on the cell Sunday from the canyon while I get my hill training in. My average HR has decreased about 3% already and I feel pretty damn good. OH and the wife says I still have the better ass Taco Boy!!!
You need not worry as my television watching still remains in the number one spot. Not only am I out riding you guys, in speed and distance but also in style. I recently had a small 36" HD plasma installed on the handle bars so I don't miss out on Oprahs arring of "Kipedalin' delivers a can of whoop ass". I am going to relocate the tv to the back of my bike for the HTH for you guys, being as thats the only thing you will see of me. I'm pretty sure Dr. Phil is arring "Learning to deal with failure" on that day.
Bikemonkey, 112 miles is for M-W.
Thur-Sun mileage is yet to be posted. One thing I GUARANTEE you is that I will have in more road mileage than you this week. Don't even think your dried up days of old can hold a feather to me..
Hey, bikemonkey's wife good job with bluffing bikemonkey on the pic. We won't tell him the truth of just how satisifying that post really is for you. lol
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