As I sat meditating in the sweat lodge while burning incense and dreaming of protest songs, a vision of unrest over your recent bike purchases came to me. All of you carbon fiber riders are missing the point of bicycling being an opportunity to step away from the evils of consumerism, consumption, and affluenza.
I thereby pledge to not take part in the use of bikes that are built through methods causing the excessive use of fossil fuels derived from our pillaging of the resources of the middle east. Therefore, I found this bike made of recycled wood. I guess it is just me and the hobbits who still have a respect for the land - hotter than hell might have a literal meaning for you disrespecters of our Earth.
Namaste.
Mar 15, 2007
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If they made a wooden bike that weighed 15 lbs I would be the first in line to buy it, but guess what?, they don't, you freakin tree hugger, go eat some bark and I'll go knock off some more middle easterners.
Me too. If they made a wooden bike I would buy it. I think it would be great. What better way to stook the bon fire up to get it good and hot. This way when I throw all the hippie, save the whales, violating soldiers funerals, make love not war tree huggers into it, I won't have to smell their putred funk for as long. Praise military world domination. Kill em all let God sort em out.....
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