Stronger? Whatever, the only thing getting stronger is the smell of man goo coming from your butt. Hoo rah, yes drill Sgt, I like it I love it I want more of it. Now as for you getting dropped on the long rides...Well there minute man, I think the wife is the one who needs a hug. Imagine being married to to someone with the stamina of a 15 yr old pubescent boy. Here's a thought, try not starting out so hard. Take the slow approach and when you get good and warmed up accelerate the pace until you explode.
The Vagina Cat., sure it's a new category, and maybe I do belong to it. I stand here erect and proud before one and all to announce that I am proud to be the head of the Vagina Category.
Finally, you sissy's better be ready Freddy, cause I ain't waitin on no bacon. I say let's do dis like brutis. Pull up your hearse cause I'm comin in first.
kipedalin'
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Now that is a set of good looking legs, yours aren't that bad either. We look pretty good before the flogging we took, huh! Well I hope for your sake you are riding like a man posessed because I am. I am so tired of getting passed or even finishing with guys that are clearly overwieght or don't ride as much as I do. I am going to change up the training so that I don't see any of them after the start whistle blows. How are the big miles stacking up in preparation for the HTH? Don't forget that I will only be pulling all your sorry asses for half of the distance. Tell "Hualin Too Much Ass Hollaran" that he better bring it and as for you "CantPedalin" you better give up your day job if you want to CAT up with me. We are going after Hollaran. He can't just get away from us by Cating up, we know where he lives.
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