Jun 18, 2007

poopus of the mouthus

Ok Mr. wee flickie, you and what Army? Once again my absence allows you the opportunity to finish one place higher. Just think if you were not so busy counting haybails, and raising your flag pole in observation of the sundresses you would have probably won. Of course you may not have enjoyed yourself so much. My last race was in O'fallen Mo. I raced as a cat 4. It was raining like crazy and I crashed out. I am now officially listed as one of those riders who has crashed, not one who will. I will be racing a criterium in Baldwin City, Ks this saturday. A wise man once said, He who pulls in garage with bike on car finishes 2nd to last, last is he who no ride bike.
Kipedalin

3 comments:

D-Lish said...

I had to do something to slow myself down. After riding with you flatlanders, I would feel guilty for sending you into a suicidal state of depression because of how unworthy you are to ride Colorado style.

Bikemonkey said...

Colorado style? I wonder if you mean broke ass, cannot pedal at a consistant pace, and would cry if they had a head wind and no downhills to coast, style!

tubby said...

Broke ass, don't you mean broke back.