Apr 10, 2007

Vaginal bleeding taking over

Oh boy, here we go freezing rain and snow and the next thing you know bikemonkey is afraid to get out and roll. The only growth I see that needs removed is the growing of tears that you continue to shed to your plastic surgeon. You know, the one you see on a regular basis for follow ups to your sex change. You better double check the estrogen levels your consuming, seems to me there is a lot of crying going on. Are we going to have to make feminine stops during the ride? Do you need me to bring along a make-up kit to touch up any runs from the tears you will be shedding? Calgon---Take me away is probably your new moto. You might want to check into some transsexual shaving cream, so as not to tip off any one at work....D-lish is there any environmentally safe creams he should be checking into? La$ can you please coach Bikemonkey through this tough transition.

Who's your Daddy
Kipedalin'

1 comment:

Bikemonkey said...

Stand by Mr. Weenkie.