Well I see you guys are all fun and games ha ha ha. Lets make fun of the fat guy, the one who says, "golly gee, look at them there cars go fast". I'll have you know that ass flattening, belly bloating, and carb loading are crucial parts in cycling success. If it were not for the endless hours of meaningless watching of cars go in circles, I would not have the mental strength to handle the boredom of watching mile after mile go by on the bike. (Some of us do not get the same time consuming satisfaction as bikemonkey does when watching or being watched by another man.) Not to mention the toughening up of the ass to handle the saddle jammed up in there. (Once again only the most elite riders find arousal from repetitive saddle to sphincter contact.) The belly is a must as it is essential to absorbing road vibration to the body. It also serves as energy replacement, no hammer gel for me. And then finally carb loading....well enough said, you mollycoddle pudden-heads know endurance riding requires carbs. Yes I consumed my fair share, it was race and vacation weekend. A time for myself to fully over load with brauts, beer (carbs), peanuts, fumes, and the occasional booger (that piece of dried mucus stubbornly clinging to the inside of your nose) I couldn't seem to fling at someone. Knowing that I have become more or less immortal over the winter, I felt it only fair to soften my self up. My hopes are for you minor-league elfenfolk to retain some sense of significance.
Can you feel it?? Oh baby. GET OUT AND RIDE. Sat Aug 28, 2007 Osage ride 72 miles... Still have room for one more hint hint, L-$...
Kipedalin'
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Well, well! Looks like someone is starting to embrace the obvious. No reason to fight it. You were born redneck and you were destined to take up residence at the oval to watch cars that can only turn left. Other types of racing require too much thought. It's ok man you are still aces with me my brother. We all have our faults, mine is that I am extremely good looking and do well with the ladies, oh yeah that is not a fault, well I do have a big ass but that is where I hide my thigh pistons to provide tons of power on the open road. My weenkie is small but I guess size is relative to what you are using it for. (3 inches of raging fury!!!) Guess we could all use some plastic surgery especially L-Money with those stringy calve muscles. I hope he can get some help with that because no man should have to appear as if he is walking around on his arms, thats just not right, and D-Lish could use some crack putty for that problem that he does not like to talk about and for goodness sakes man do something with that head of yours looks like a cueball that has been dropped of the table a few times. I guess we all can't be perfect but I sure am one up on you poor slobs. Lots of luv, and keep riding Slackers!!!! Also if your ole ladies want to see more they can go to Marine Meat online for the full monty!!!!
Don't forget the fault you have in marine fabrication. "Oh shit, were sinking, Dad through me the ski rope". Or the depth perception, here ducky ducky, bam face plant.
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