Power Riding With The Family

I forgot to mention that all mileage to this point has been attained in this configuration due to a lack of babysitters in my area and Tyler is an excellent coach. The trailer sometimes works as a wind sail but you have to just muscle through that. Only real men can train with kids attached. I will be using this rig for the HTH in order to slow my speed down enough for you all to keep up especially the racers if they attend. I would hate to smoke them too. D-Lish you can think of hugging trees and saving endangered mountain grass while you ride. L-money, you can think of new plays and work out your thesis while you are climbing hills and Kipedelin, you can think of new ways to branch out and open new locations in Guatemala during a raging downhill ride. Get out and meditate men. You only have a few months to prepare for the most fun you can have with your clothes on. I will do all I can to bring every last man through the 100 mile finish but I can only slow my own pace just so much before I have to start adding dead weight, Maybe if I have one of Kipedalin's famous burritos before the ride, it will force you all to stay in front of me and not fall off the pace in fear of 3rd degree burns from the raging inferno that will erupt from my ass. Yes I think these are all good plans and I will incorporate them into the pre-race motivational seminars in the weeks to come. Take care and don't let your meat loaf. Also Kipedalin, I am full of crap most of the time but you know me well enough to know that. It is up to you to see which things can and cannot be proven. I do not however embellish the truth when it comes to mileage since the truth comes out in the next ride. If you fall off the pace, I will know that you were full of pucky. No pressure and have a Marine Corps Day!!!!! Slackers!!!!!