Obituary

Kipedalin's cycling career abruptly ended some time between April 12th and 17th. After 51 days and just over a thousand miles, the cycling pursuit vanished mysteriously between Missouri and Texas. Authorities sent out search and rescue to try to use their dog team to locate the cyclist. Knowing better than to look for the cyclist at actual riding events, the experts hunted elsewhere. Unfortunately, the dogs could not pick up a scent of the trash talking, feminine hygiene humor Kipedalin' usually left behind. It is rumored the cause of death may have been Red Neck Syndrome (symptoms: enlarged belly from cerveza intake, enlarged gluteus maximus from sitting in bleachers, loss of hearing from extreme decibel exposure to vehicle engine and exhaust noise, uncontrolled neck movement - usually left to right). Kipedalin' is survived by Bikemonkey and D-Lish, whose bikes don't just sit in a dusty basement, and LaMoney who is currently estranged from riding. Family requests contributions be made to the Society for Dealing with Fat Necks.