Faster than a tongue twisted blogging fool. Able to leap mounds of manure in a single bound. Stronger than 3 turd wanna be's. It's a bird, It's a plane, no it's Kipedalinman. No worries mates, I see while the cats away the mice will play. Well I'm back and more ready to go than a wedding cock. Lucky for you guys I have some better things to play with tonight. Momma said I was not allowed to go out to play tonight. One quick thing. Once a tubby always a tubby. Your just jealous of my name naturally fitting together with cycling.
Names: Monkey butt, I don't know how about chunky butt, funky butt, punky butt, non-hunky butt, gunky butt, JUNKY butt, clunky butt, bunky butt, flunky butt, trunky butt, stumpy butt, lumpy butt, clumpy butt, drunky butt, and of course cum butt.
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Wow, that is a lot of butts. Hope the NASCAR event was worth it since you just gained 5 lbs of dead beer weight. It will be great to see you shoe horn yourself into a pair of lycra shorts and then watch that fat ass of yours slide over the saddle and position itself on the chainstays. Hope you bought a girdle tubby butt!!!!! Weekly total is 131 miles by the way. Your going to need a tow rope to keep up because big daddy is smokin. Oh, and you forgot big ole lard ass, you lard ass!!!!
Thats funny because I actually had those similar thought yesterday as I drug myself out yesterday. I still only suffered from my normal jelly rolls, but I did weigh 4 lbs more. This morning I'm down to 2 lbs. A couple of solid shits and sweaty rides and hopefully I will be back to my Brad Pitt self. Mileage last week 40 with some indoor riding. What can you do? Weather and beer drinking sometimes get in the way.
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