Mar 5, 2007

Shape of an athlete

I'm back from Spring Training - sorry to miss the Monkey's displacement for a week (must be hard dealing with the mental anguish of having no spine - isn't that what the back surgery was for Nacho Man?).

For all your training talk on this site - I think you children have a long ways to go. Why? I just watched professional athletes in action, and I think I am shaped just like them. So no training for me. See you in August.

D-Lish

3 comments:

tubby said...

Oh my God. That's to freakin hilarious.. Just wish my wallet was a fat as his.

Bikemonkey said...

You know D-lish, if you continue to deny yourself the feelings of reality, you will begin to embrace your own shortcomings as if they were true abilities. We can all see your inabilities for what they are and we are here to help. Think of this not as trash talk but an intervention to save you from yourself.

Bikemonkey said...

I needed to add that the term professional athletes pertains to individuals who exert physical effort and not those who stand in open grassy fields and scratch themselves while they chew fermented tobacco leaves. Keep it real compadre.