First race...

My first race is on the calendar, http://www.monticelloutah.org/bmct/bmctinfo.html. You guys probably can't even turn your calendars because you're so fat and out of shape. I had 33 miles today while you cupcakes put on 33 pounds. Good luck with diabetes, fatties.

Don't let go

Well, if any of you peepee touchers are still alive, I wanted you to know that my spin classes with the ladies are going just fine. I will be moving to CAT 4 early next season to chase the next dream. The off season training consists of lots of bad food and naps. I think this will pay off in the long run. I won't have the Calve definition of L-Money but who cares, at least I use mine. D-Lish is trying to ride in the off season but I still have not figured out how he got the snow tires on the new pro bike. Kipedalin keeps saying that he is going to hit it hard at the beginning of next month but next month is now going to be March so he is not going to be a factor. Keep it up ladies because the Alp Duez will not take prisoners. We have very little time to prepare and a lifetime to give each other shit for getting dropped on the big one. Hugs and kisses girls!!!!

Bikemonkey

Don

Another blog...

If you guys are still around... Here is a link to our local club's blog. Nice pictures from our last cyclocross race - I don't know if I am ready to ride cross yet, but it is fun to watch.

http://ciclistasdelrio.blogspot.com/

D-lish

If only...

he had a navigator to show him through the race course --- he might be able to see the real riders finish. Who let the lost boy fly a helicopter?

I think we all know what this means. I won't belaber the point that the old man in the group smoked you with two cramped legs and a tampon inserted at the end of a 1oo mile ride. Hauling too much ass hollaran better lay off the fire house food, Kipedalin better find that gear he had in high school and the rest of you poor slobs better quit admiring your large calves because this little skinny shit just layed down the heat. I'm so fast I hurt right now. Anyway, after days of recover and rehabilitation, I am up and walking around again. Still riding in hopes that the last race of my season will bring me the win that has eluded me for some 15 years. I hope you all had a great time because I have not had this much fun with my clothes on for years. I really hope that we all make an effort to have this on our calenders each year for a time to get together and give each other shit for the lives we lead and how we all know better about everything. I believe that Kipedalin and I will have the accomodations down to a science by next year. Take care all and I will not let this blog die easily so keep writing. Don't let your meat loaf and take care of yourselves.

Peace out!!!! Bikemonkey.

Smoked 'em

I'm pretty sure we whooped all of these people. Now that we survived hell, we have to decide what's next...

Thanks for a great ride everyone.

D-Lish