D-lish training caught on camera

Some say it's the mountains, some say it's the snow, take a look and see it's the deer that makes D-lish go.
Tubby's ride yesterday 32 miles at 1 hr 20 min. in the rain. Do the math...That's 24 mph avg. I'm thinking of changing my name to Dash, from the Incredibles. It's been raining and flooding here for what seems like forever. No worries though, I attached a couple of bikemonkey's blow up dolls to the bike. She floats along like a dream, the extra lube helps to repel the water thus reducing resistance.
Kipedalin'

Sobbing Cycling Gods

The cycling Gods have had all they can take. An abundance of conditions have been sent your way. You have been given cold, snow, wind, family obligations, numberless bush-league commitments, scheduling conflicts requiring the let down of one party or the other , and many other obstacles to contend with. These conditions have been provided for your training, to make you stronger than the next guy. A test of your inner strength. Cycling is not just about leg strength, endurance, and lungs; it's about the rider. The tenacity to push the limits physically and mentally is what makes a true cyclist. The only thing better than that is when you apply the courage you find on the road to your every day life. But, this is the real world. A world filled with feeble humans. You all have failed the cycling Gods. They have found there is only one true Hercules, and he resides in KC, Mo. He is also known as Tubby aka: Kipedalin'. With this realization setting in on the cycling Gods they have found an overwhelming hopelessness. As a last resort, the cycling Gods have begun to shed their tears over the Great Kipedalin' in hopes to hold him back to some form of mortality. By the way I just broke 1500 miles for the year. How you like them apples? GET OUT AND RIDE you sniveling couch wetters.

Jersey Time

Thought you guys might as well get used to seeing this. Since that's all you will see during the HTH.
Let me know if you want me to send your stuff or bring it to the lake on Memorial weekend. No response means the lake. Get out and Ride you bunch of pre-school playground swinging champion wanna be's.
Kipedalin'

Who is in FIRST!!

Is this chart hard to read! Some people TALK!!

While others ACCOMPLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do I detect a bit of jealously!!!!!!!!!!!

D'Lish---Tubby---bikemonkey

Bike Monkey-- I thought you might want to find out the exact location of this school!!

See you and Bush do have something in common!!!!

Tubby--I went ahead and invested in a suit for all the Sh#$ you been slinging.

Time for Nascar, but not for the blog!!!

I thought I would bring to light the fact that L-$ has faithfully kept his fantasy league picks updated. Does anyone else find it strange that he is able to sit and analyize the upcoming race week, but not able to log one word in response to the blog posts. How can one just sit and take it week after week? Are your typing hands to wore out from the continued abuse of the five knuckle chuckle. Well, anyway thought you could at least use the same reprogrammed response, try this...
"Dude, your are one warped sick individual. Have you nothing more appropriate to say, something more mature maybe? Not all of us are clinging on to our stunted teenage brain development. Next time try posting something with some actual truth and meaning to it. Try to accept your age, and present yourself in an appropriate manner." L-$
Now copy and save this, apply where necessary. Once again I'm eliminating your excusses by doing the work for you.

Humbled...

Well, I have a new respect for the difference between "riding" a bike and "racing" a bike -- back to the training drawing board.

Also, these are the people that show up at crits in Durango:

1. Matt Shriver you'll see him try to bridge a gap during the Tour de Georgia and get hung out to dry

2. Anthony Colby 3rd on Brasstown Bald during Tour de Georgia (behind Leipheimer and Danielson)

3. Steve Owens claims he "used" to be a Cat 2, but he looked pretty strong